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  • Your 2016 New York Jets Preview

    Your 2016 New York Jets Preview

    August 24, 2016

    Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…

  • Your “Still Living To Fight Another Day” Tuesday Open Thread

    Your “Still Living To Fight Another Day” Tuesday Open Thread

    August 23, 2016

    NFL News: The Colts have signed Antonio Cromartie. For future reference, the closest Planned Parenthood office is 4.7 miles due North from Lucas Oil…

  • CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition

    CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition

    August 23, 2016

    No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…

  • A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags

    A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags

    August 22, 2016

    The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. I was 30 and he was 64. I was on a golf…

  • Commentist Beer Barrel: Skål!

    Commentist Beer Barrel: Skål!

    August 21, 2016

    Denmark got a big Olympic win today, overcoming France for the gold medal in handball. I thought about burying the lede on this, in…

  • Your Football-Centric, But Really, Just Have At It Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread

    Your Football-Centric, But Really, Just Have At It Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread

    August 20, 2016

    Well, well, well. It would seem that we have a half-decent slate of games to nibble on before the usual Sunday feast. [time passes,…

  • Commentist Beer Barrel: It’s A Trappist!

    Commentist Beer Barrel: It’s A Trappist!

    August 20, 2016

    On spring break, in 2007, in a hidden-away bar in Brussels, there was a college junior, sitting with a group of new friends, listening…

  • Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread

    Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread

    August 19, 2016

    Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…

  • Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

    August 18, 2016

    Somewhere in China, an orphaned baby girl is smiling for no reason that she can determine. No, it’s not because “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”…

  • CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition

    CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition

    August 16, 2016

    So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…

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