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Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread
That’s some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There’s a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to…
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Your “There’s Too Much Going On Sports-Wise To Not Have An Open Thread” Open Thread
The Olympics are blessing us with Synchronized Swimming, Tennis, Equestrian, Boxing, Golf, Basketball, The 100 Metres, (328.084 feet for the Americans out there) Shooting,…
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Your “It’s A Dreary Saturday-What Else Are Your Gonna Do?” NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve got a small slate of four games to gorge on today. I’ll just go over some of the draft picks that you may…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…
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Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that’s Roger Goodell) would cancel six games. Right? (my…
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Your “C’mon, Get Here Already!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Missing Person Updates: HURT: Bills rookie linebacker Reggie Ragland – ACL – out for the season Giants WR Victor Cruz – strained calf; won’t…
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Your “Only 48 More Hours” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: Warm up the Meme Machine, because Mark Sanchez has been named the starter for the Broncos first pre-season game. On the topic…
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CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition
Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…