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Commentist Beer Barrel: You Know Who I Like, Is That Pickle Stork

Pickles are a great, great food. On their own, they’re a fantastic low-calorie snack, sharp and bright and zesty and satisfying. They’re also a…

[continues to wonder if pouring those female gymnasts into those absurdly tight outfits constitutes some form of child abuse] Oh hey there! And so…

NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play…

Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets’ preseason games. Pfft – wake me when…

[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.…

Rio de Janeiro is one of the most beautiful cities I have ever been lucky enough to visit. Check that. The locale is the…

Continuing the tradition of great Crime News I Can Use breaking just after I put up my post, news out of Dallas today broke…

Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…

Brief NFL notes: Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year. Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of…

Christmas is almost here. And I don’t mean that fucking bullshit holiday where I spent a million dollars on gifts and hear my kids…