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America: Home of the Freaks, Land of the Braindead

“This is no time for ‘my country, right or wrong’ remember what that brought.” Lou Reed wrote that lyric, and I couldn’t agree…

Two of my favorite beers of all time are Lone Pint Yellow Rose, and Independence Gold Deluxe, and they have one thing in common:…

So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…

Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super…

Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…

So, let’s just get this out of the way: I promised you all a bonus Beer Barrel on the Fourth, and I didn’t deliver.…

NFL News: Megatron admitted the culture & acceptance of losing in Detroit factored into his decision to retire. They went 54-90 during his 9…

It’s early July. We’re a few weeks away from the opening of NFL training camps, but for now, the football landscape is barren. Sure,…

Well fuckery. I mean, Fourth of July weekend is traditionally a feast for your everyday Pulp Sports Crime Writer, and not just because Uncle…

NFL News: (21 days until training camps open) Marquise Goodwin finished 7th in the long jump trials, and thus won’t be going to Rio,…