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Your “They Just Fade Away” Friday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Yeesh. Second-year Eagles WR Nelson Agholor is accused of raping / sexually assaulting a dancer at a strip club near the practice…
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Your “It All Makes Sense” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: If you took the Saints in the draw, well – you’re a winner. Which is strange, because they weren’t part of the…
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Euro 2016 Preview – France
France is hosting Euro 2016, which means the soccer (or “football” if you don’t have American genitalia) team automatically qualified for the annual competition.…
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Your “Home-Cooked Factory of Sadness Sadness” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty full (Darnell) docket of NFL minutiae today: nfl.com: NFL investigators are looking into whether Aqib Talib shot himself. I expect the crack…
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Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL’s twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came…
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Your “Seriously? No One Is Showing ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” Monday Open Thread
I’ll take “The Longest Day” or “Band of Brothers”. I realize not every date can be memorialized, but I guess more of WWII is…
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Please Drive Your Car Off a Bridge
Every damn day I drive to work. The round trip takes about two hours. And every minute of those hours I am filled…
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Your “Everybody Took off and left tWBS with the keys to the liquor cabinet” Open Thread
OK, so what do we got going tonight? Most stuff has already started because I drank all your liquor, and passed out. Then a…
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Your “Thus Begins Another Shift in the Factory Of Sadness” Thursday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today, as emphasized by: “Aaron Rodgers: Tom Brady inspiring my eating habits” I’m sure Olivia Munn thanks him…
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Your “Wait! What? June?!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Bills wideout Sammy Watkins is scheduled to get his walking boot off Thursday. In response, God has scheduled the lightning strike for…