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Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have
Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x’s as his…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…
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Your “Super Bowl LV Should’ve Been in Vegas” Wednesday Open Thread
Landing like a wet turd yesterday was the announcement that Atlanta (2019), Miami (2020) and LA (2021) would host Super Bowls LIII, LIV &…
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Your “This Was A Surprise?” Monday Open Thread
FYI: As one of DFO’s official “Noticers of esoterica”, it’s my job to point out that DFO reached 1500 posts this weekend. And the…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Panama
Before anything, click play on this: The Canaleros, which is a nickname that sounds dirtier than it is (it means The Canal People), arrive…
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Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread
Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. “Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a…
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Your “Pre-Holiday Weekend” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News & Notes: A notion considered hilarious just two years ago, some sites are now projecting the Raiders to win the AFC West.…
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Your “Imagine Every US Network Saying to Root For the Celtics” Tuesday Open Thread
Before my rant, some brief NFL-related news: Fun times in the WIP listening area: Darren Sproles is not attending OTAs because the Eagles dared…
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Your “Sorry, I Didn’t Get You Anything” Monday Open Thread
Konichiwa, bitches. I highly recommend Nashville as a tourist destination. Even if country music isn’t your style, they do have a live music scene…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: In Space!
Good morning, evening or next Tuesday, fellow Commentists! Low Commander is here to man the Beer Barrel this week, as make it snow embarks…