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CrimeBeat!: Requiem for a Lightweight Edition
It’s 4 pm on an offseason Tuesday. Do you know where your tangentially-NFL-related crime stories are? THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LET YOUR CELEBRATIONS…
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Your “It’s All the 2004 Red Sox’s Fault” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Vince Wilfork is talking about sticking around another couple of years. Good. John Fox violated the Ten Commandments & told a giant…
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Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread
I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in…
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Some MLB Talk (AKA, Just how stupid IS tWBS?)
A couple of months ago, I provided a very poorly written MLB preview. Don’t feel badly if you don’t remember it. I barely remember…
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Your “My Dinero is on Belgique” Early Morning Open Thread
Do you like watching the Euros? You do? We have something in common, you and I. So plop yerself down, enjoy the match and…
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Your “WOOO – LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!11!1!” Thursday Open Thread
NFL Natterings: The Ravens have released Eugene Monroe. The Ravens say it’s for football reasons; Monroe says it’s due to his advocacy for medical…
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2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year’s second golf major, our national championship, the…
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Your “Balls Always Have Influence” Monday Open Thread
NFL News: for those who care, here’s what the Broncos Super Bowl rings look like. It’s got 212 diamonds, adding up to 5.05 carats…
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Your “I Hope We Don’t Alienate All Our Paraguayan Commenters” Copa Match/Open Thread
This one’s a winner-take-all sort of affair. As a wise man once said, “He holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!” HAVE AT IT SOCCER/FOOTBALL…
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Euro 2106 Preview – Ukraine
OK, fair warning…. As any of you who read my Brasil preview already knows, I don’t know squat about Brasil footy. As god is…