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Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!
As an Evertonian, I’m up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related…
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Your “A Bauer of Hours Until The Draft” Wednesday Open Thread
I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer. It is a nightmare, naturally, as…
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Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Substitute Student
make it snow is off this week. This Beer Barrel is brought to you by Moose – The End Is Well Nigh! This is…
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CrimeBeat!: The One With The Bourble
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been drafted by the National Football League to defend the Shield against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada. God, I loved…
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Your “What Blessings The Gods Have Bestowed Upon Us” Monday Open Thread
/opens browser I didn’t know Holocaust equivalencies were such an integral part of the Massachusetts curriculum. Really, I could go on. Such unbridled,…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Your “Freaky Friday” Open Thread
I can do this… I can do this… /deep breath… That was a pretty go– FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!! Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them.…
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Your “ONE WEEK UNTIL THE DRAFT !!!1!1!!!” Thursday Open Thread
FINALLY, purpose has come back to the NFL. The first round is a week today, and none too soon for the starved fetishists of…
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Your “Josh Gordon’s Day of Anguish” 4/20 Open Thread
If Roger Goodell had any sense of humour – even an evil one – he would make an announcement about Josh Gordon today. It…
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Your “It’s Tuesday. Whoop-De-Facking-Do!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
“Fury” isn’t that good a movie. I have some Canadian “Premium” channels so I’ve been able to watch the last 45 minutes and then…