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Phase Two-Your Early Afternoon Game Thread
“Having relieved itself, the American Football Fan then proceeds to its kitchen. Despite having gorged itself the previous evening on the wings and legs…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Animal Farmhouse
Most experts agree that Battlecat, our majestic brown tabby, is the most ferocious cat in the whole wide world. Like the saison, the style of…
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Derby Days – An EPL Primer (Also JV NFL Preview/Saturday Footy Open Thread)
I don’t have much in depth to say about the Saturday EPL fixtures. They’re all fucking shite. Ah, but Sunday. Sunday, bloody Sunday brings…
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Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread
Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s…
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Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams
1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit ’cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler’s selfless work had…
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Your Monday, Not At All Funday Open Thread
Your job sucks, the apartment/house is a mess but you don’t feel like cleaning , the kids/dog/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is/are howling at you-you need some peace,…
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Instant Hippo (Hungover) Thoughts
Playing Detroit is both fun and terrifying! A good workout for the liver. Don’t look now, but the Footy Cardinals just might be the…
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Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread
[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road.…
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Your Late Game Open Thread
[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more… SF @ Ari: Arizona has…
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Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread
Let’s do some games… Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn’t it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching…