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Dogs Is So Stupid!
My girl snapped her chain in her excitement at seeing me arrive at home earlier today. There’s nothing like the enthusiasm of a dog,…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared.…
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Your Monday! Monday! Monday! Night Game Open Thread
Tonight is the 45th anniversary of the first ever Monday Nighter! We’re gonna be treated to so many wonderful memories-mamember the time that Cosell…
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Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread
Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be…
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Your Late Afternoon Game Thread (No Pants Allowed)
Mia @ Jax: Oh, to be in Florida watching a football game. Eh, my couch is just as nice. Miami gutted out a win…
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Your Week 2 Early Slate of Games Open Thread
Ten mother-lovin’ games? Better get to work… Car @ Hou: The Hoyer Era lasted a wee bit shorter than the length of one football…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my…
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Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread
Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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Football Talk From A Stand Up Comedian
Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the Laff Hole! You guys ready to have some fun? You look like a great crowd! Except this…