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Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots

God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano…

Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched…

CALLOOH! CALLAY! IT’S GAME DAY! Twas brillig this week wasn’t it? Tell me about it. Anyway, tonight we should see actual starters for a…

This week, I discuss the annual influx of pumpkin beers, and when is early too early? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER…

I don’t know about you but I tend to not get a lot of things done on Sundays. If it can be tackled before…

Did you take the dog for a walk, do the groceries, the laundry, go for a run, go to the gym and kiss the…

Oh look! It’s football again. I like football. Falcons at Jets: A quick perusal of some fan sites informs me that the Jets have issues…

In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit…

[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: [brief sound of a phone being fumbled then dropped; faintly] Ah, what the fuck… Drunk…

Since it is the middle of summer and everyone loves refreshing, lighter beers, let’s discuss some motherfucking imperial stout. Also, since it is a…