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Sexy Friday – 20230510
TGIF! Hopefully no one here caught a stray from Drake and Kendall rap beef. Also, Mother’s Day is Sunday, so remember to do something,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Breadman Cometh
Playoff overtime is awesome. Heart attack inducing if your team is involved, but extremely entertaining none the less. The intro here is being written…
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Your Abbreviated Yet Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey, it’s that time again. There’s so little going on that I feel like talking about so this will be a short intro and…
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Sexy Friday – 20240503
TGIF! Hope no one was arrested for protesting this week. Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater. Survival –…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Cinco de Derby
Happy Derby and Cinco de Mayo Friday! Hopefully you’ve all got something lined up for this excellent weekend. Me? I’ll be out of state…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
I had a brief respite from throwing together the Thursday nighter as Rev handled things last week, ably guessing up a storm as the…
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Sexy Friday – 20240426
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying the draft and laughing at the Falcons. More importantly, though, there’s playoff hockey! Survival – Personal Edition Now the…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Perils of the EBUG
I’m going to get straight to the point and temper expectations right off the bat. This is not going to be a good and…
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Sexy Friday – 20240419
TGIF! It’s playoff season! Well, not today, but starting tomorrow anyway. Why yes, the hardwood footy play-ins are not playoff games you rube. Please…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Friends in the Right Places
Welcome back to the best day of the week. This week’s drink is the result of an innocent, half joking ask of my bartender…