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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit…
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Sexy Friday – 20240607
TGIF! Can’t the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Patience is a Virtue
Hooray for Friday! I’ve had a surprisingly busy week and needed to pivot off what I was hoping to make this week. Turns out,…
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Sexy Friday – 20240531
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their short week. (No offense, LowRatio) By the time you’re reading this, I’m melting in Palm Springs. Hope your weekend…
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Sexy Friday – 20240524
TGIF! Welcome to the long weekend. Don’t forget to pay your respects on Monday. Before that, though, is the best Sunday of the year.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Heatwave!
Hello long weekend! It’s been a long, and unseasonably hot week and I need a nice drink for the upcoming weekend. I went into…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome to Thursday evening. As almost always, it precedes Friday and thus should be celebrated. What Do Words Mean Anyway?: Dan Campbell was asked if…
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Sexy Friday – 20240517
TGIF! One of the great benefits of writing this weekly post is I copy the last week’s template. Which means I get to relive…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m All Right
…Don’t nobody worry ’bout me. Thanks to Chris Kreider’s third period hat trick to eliminate the Carolina Hurricanes Vichy Whalers, I am very much…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Just feast your eyes on that glorious 100th year throwback Giants uniform. It’s got everything-crisp lines, easy-to-see numbers for the older fans, primary colors…