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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Dealing With Tax Issues In A Mature, Adult Fashion
If I could impart just one piece of advice to today’s youth, it would be to make sure you’re born into a stupid amount…
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Sexy Friday – 20240802
TGIF! What a doozy of a weekend it is here: Seafair! You’ve got boats, you’ve got the Blue Angels, you’ve got hydroplane boat races,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Should Have Had Something For This
Welcome to Friday! Like our illustrious man from the Monday Drafts, I took have escaped to Maine for a few days away. Now, this…
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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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Sexy Friday – 20240726
TGIF! The Olympics are BACK! Ok, so today is just the opening ceremonies, but tomorrow everything gets going for real. Next time they need…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Vacation Vacation
Happy Friday. It’s been a week. Hoo boy is been a week. Oddly enough I’ve been on vacation this past week. My sister, her…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Looking down at Canada’s underwear, I’m glad to see what needed to be done got done and now the energy the Democratic party is…
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Sexy Friday – 20240719
TGIF! After last week’s post my algorithm has been feeding me lots of bamboo information. Didn’t realize BIG BAMBOO had such an active marketing…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Emotional Support Drinking
Happy Friday, hopefully not many of you are affected by Crowdstrike nuking the internet overnight. If you are, I hope the fallout is limited…
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