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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Back, Back in the Cocktail Groove
Hello once again and happy Friday. I trust everyone still has the requisite number of digits still attached to their hands after yesterday’s festivities.…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this…
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Sexy Friday – 20240628
TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let’s focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may…
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Sharkbait’s (Not) Cocktail of the Week: Down With The Sickness
Life pro tip. Avoid sinus infections. I’d rate them 0/10. That’s right. Due to this lingering infection, I’ve got nothing made this week, for…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Look at them dogs having an exchange of opinion. Does it remind you of anything that might be on later this evening? I don’t…
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Sexy Friday – 20240621
TGIF! We’re balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let’s get straight to it! Survival – Personal Edition Heading out to the bar…
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Sexy Friday – 20240614
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York
Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I’ve been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I’ve been poked and prodded over…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit…
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Sexy Friday – 20240607
TGIF! Can’t the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I…