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Your Non-Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Enough of those silly games overseas. What’s wrong with the USA besides almost everything? (I kid) Fantasy monkeys call this a ‘Bye-mageddan’, being the…
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“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…
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Sexy Friday – 20231020
TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That’s unhealthy. But!…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s week 7 already? Where does the time go? Tidbits: -Mecole Hardman and his one precious reception is headed back to the Chiefs after…
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well that was a weekend of games, wasn’t it? All but two games went under the Vegas total so there vast swathes of game…
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The Horror. The Horror. Your Giants/Bills Open Thread
There’s really not much I can say about this blowout that everyone has already said. The stench coming off this tilt is even worse…
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Sated? No? Your Late Afternoon Open Thread
The fixtures just keep coming. To The Games! Pats/Raiders: “Ugly” is a good word to describe New England’s outlook and their last two games.…
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