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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread
Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…
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Poink! Tuesday Open Thread
I killed a man today. I didn’t mean to. Well, that’s not quite accurate. I meant to do him grievous bodily harm; to paraphrase…
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Of Age – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The last couple of weeks I’ve stumbled upon articles about child labor violations in the US rising since 2015. Citing worker shortages, at least…
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Playoffs?? – A 3-Day Weekend of Finales
Have an extra drink (or PILL – we believes in diversity and inclusion here at DFO) for Wembley’s groundskeeping crew. Three finals (each potentially…
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Sexy Friday – 20230526
TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it’s Friday, so I’m going to make this short and sweet. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s imagine future you…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy? I guess you all can’t get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Summer” Break
Well, nothing fancy or schmancy on the block tonight, but hey, semester’s over, I get myself a little break before the summer classes start,…
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Shtupping the Light Fantastic! Tuesday Open Thread
Ever get so mentally exhausted that you have to make a conscious effort to blink? And then after a while, that feels like too…
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Feeling Hot, Hot! HAWT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
On January 2, 1994, the Houston Oilers were leading the Jets 14-0 near the end of the first half. Houston QB Cody Carlson “fumbled…