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Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo
Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome back, shall we start? Fallout: -Baker, Baker The Waiver Maker: Well, someone else is tired of him. Scuttlebutt says that much like Wentz…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
My guess is that we’ve seen a few dynamite games today. (composing this at noon EST) This will not be one of them is my…
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Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
Well hello again. We have the finest selection of late afternoon tilts today. Three of the four are very interesting and all have serious…
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Your “Wee Bit of Soccer and Wee Bit of Football” Open Thread
France and Poland should be interesting for a little while, right? To The Games! Steelers/Falcons: These teams don’t play each other too often but…
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Wrapping Up the JV Playoff Field – Nighty-Night Thread
Have you enjoyed the bread and circuses of JV NFL 2022? I sure have. My own team was mediocre and schizo, but I am…
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Sexy Friday – 20221202
TGIF! So long November. And DEAD Mannschaft, and Uruguay, and Eye-Ran, and Mexico, and America’s Hat. You’re next Oranje. We’re on to December and…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Gack! As Bill the Cat would have said ever so eloquently back in the day. It’s week 13 already and these damn seasons seem…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay
In that I don’t get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I’m…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Newsy Notes: -Darnell Mooney is done for the year with a significant ankle injury just as he was getting going. Poor guy. My poor…
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