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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A…
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Saturday “No I Don’t Care About THAT Game” Thread
Trust me, every ESPN platform will BEG one to watch, but Hippo ain’t doing it. At the time of this here posting, I am…
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Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…
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Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022
As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got…
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So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…
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Reality Beckons: Pre-Offseason Monday Open Thread
Pro fitbaw ends in two weeks, after an incredible Divisional round and absorbing Championship games. This climaxing ascent ends in a freefall into nothing,…
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Your Niners/Rams NFC Championship Game Open Thread
Moving along… To The Game! Niners/Rams: -Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His…
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Your Bengals/Chiefs AFC Championship Game Open Thread
A sobering thought just occurred to me-there’s only three games left this season. Damn. Well, at least I’ve got the Senators and Sillycuse to…
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All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!
You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories. But Frank Lampard…
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Sexy Friday – Last Friday of January 2022
Thanks to Spur and what he himself called “Beefcake Saturday”, we have a TON of sexy pictures for you tonight! *** New Year Resolutions…