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Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our…
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Your “Only 205 Days Left Until The New Season Starts” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Was it truly less than 48 hours ago that the 2021 NFL season came to an end? A lot has happened since then. Valentine’s…
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Start of Offseason Monday Open Thread
I’m peeved. Despicable Stan assembled a team of mercenaries and their triumph leaves an indelible mark on history. But enough about the Marvel cinematic…
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It’s Come To This-Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welcome one and all to the last football game of the year! How we got here I don’t know. Every year it’s a gotdamn…
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Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread
Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the…
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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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Sexy Friday – Pre- Valentine’s Day 2022
I’ve got nothing. Literally. Enjoy! *** For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Before I get started on tonight’s hate, I’d like to reflect back on last night’s. I talked a lot of shit about the NFL…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Racism in the NFL I think the aggravating part of the whole Brian Flores saga is that everyone can see the problem except for…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Owners Y’know, I had a whole rant worked up about owners. It was pretty good too – it started with just a general…