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The Upside of Hellscape – Nighty Night Open Thread
You can find a silver lining in anything, if you try hard and/or are annoying enough about it. This week? I spent some quality…
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Solidarity Saturday
As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly…
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Sexy Friday/AFL Beat AFLW Round 7 + More!
Today’s edition is going to be a little different. I haven’t had time to fully write out the AFL Beat and there are games…
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Your Welp? Now What? Thursday Evening Open Thread
banner image via Evening everyone and welcome to the opening act of WWIII. Will try my best to remain apolitical here but…
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Kicking Cousins: Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh thank God. I thought that interminable NFL season would never finish. Did it have amazingly high levels of play? Yes. Did it have…
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How Do You Sleep at Night? – 2022 Presidents’ Day Open Thread
If you, anyone, lives in Puerto Rico, you can’t vote for the U.S. President–the President of here as well. It does get awkward for…
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Death of All Hope Saturday Night Thread
Dear sweet heavenly Jeebus, all the results went against me today. I even told Litre to bet the house on Saints at the half…and…
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Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…
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Sexy Friday/AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6
This week, the lights went out in California (more specifically, a one square mile block where my house happens to be in), so I…
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…Well Let’s Play Chess: Thursday Open Thread
This week’s title comes from the classic Blazing Saddles answer to the question paraphrased as “So what should we do now?” Yes, we are…