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Pre-Madness Frenzy – Monday Open Thread
The NCAAs start later this week, but today is all about NFL free agency. Enough ados. The Bengals—the Bengals!—have been wheelin’ and dealin’ DT…
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Nighttime Conference Tourney Thread-erino
The Lesser Footy was…less than engaging. As such, I didn’t really learn anything. Let’s talk about conference tournament finals instead: Texas Tech (+2) v.…
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Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
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Sexy Friday – Pre-St. Patrick’s Day 2022
It has been a LONG time since I’ve done a proper Sexy Friday. Apologies as the last few weeks have been pretty darn busy…
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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread
I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped…
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Oh boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Good evening to you! I hope your weekend went well and you aren’t trapped in a winter hellscape like I am with a 4…
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Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
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Everything Will Be Tolerable – Monday Open Thread
Humans can overcome anything. Tragedy, loss, pain… Some folks just pass through it, whether through fortitude, tenacity, faith, or not giving a rat’s ass.…
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