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Sundays With Litre, Now with Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in Toronto this weekend for the Canada-Jamaica World Cup Qualifier game. This is important…
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2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Thread
I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball. But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below. I have added a picture of…
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Saturday Morning Nihilism – The Kyiv Mule
Ya Lebowski, we believe een na-shing!! – so says this late March morning during a stupid international break. So, without stealing any of Sharky’s thunder…
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Sexy Friday End of March 2022
Today we are back to showcasing the pictures you all have posted. Except for Mr. Ayo starting next week, he gets posts all to…
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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Uno
Thanks so much to TUDN for teaching me that descriptor for the Round of Sixteen. Because it’s not goddamned SWEET with Duke and especially U*NC…
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Deshaun And Miscellany – Monday Open Thread
A former NY State chief judge once said that any district attorney could get a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich”. Then a…
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Saturday Night and Hoopsball Grows Tiresome
I will not invite you to touch my monkey, though. Here are your late fixtures: 12MW Richmond (+3.5) v. 4MW Providence (6:10, TNT) Friar…
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Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
There is only one Prem fixture this morning, Arsenal/Villa (8:30, USA). The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are playfully spraying their way into next season’s…
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Sexy Friday Post-St. Patrick’s Day Makeup Time
Today we are back to showcasing the pictures you all have posted. Enjoy the tourney games tonight! *** For those of you prudes that…
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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)
[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…