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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Tuesday Open Thread
So that happened. Yes, it was an amazing game. And yes, if Andy Reid really had any of the good-natured regular-guy humanity we attribute…
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Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread
Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t…
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Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread
Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!” The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut…
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Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread
Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness… To The Game! Niners/Packers: -Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that…
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Your Redshirt/DonT Fight To The Finish and Open Thread
Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for…
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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…
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Getting Antsy – Thursday Nite Open Thread
Stupor Wild Card Weekend was a picnic for the winners, even for the Bengals if you discount their own jitters. Honestly: the Raiders merely…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Your “The Suspect Was Hatless” Cards/Rams Open Thread
Here at DFO there were derby’s aplenty and over at the NFL, they were busy extricating the “Super” from the Wild Card Weekend. As…
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Your Gumbygirl/Revanchist (Steelers/Chiefs) Darby and Open Thread
Last one, I promise. I’ve a feeling GG would go way over the top if she went to the Kentucky Derby so I picked…
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