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Your Petronel/Horatio (Niners/Cowboys) Darby and Open Thread
We’re shouting out to the ladies on the site by throwing a different kind of Derby hat on the banner pic. <Sarcasm Alert!>There’s so…
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Your Litre/No One (Eagles/Bucs) Darby and Open Thread
Well, here we are again. Really, where else would be though? After two satisfying wins-DFO fans aside, one (me) likes to see Cincy getting…
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Your Maestro(Tabula?)/Reverend (Pats/Bills) Darby and Open Thread
That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the…
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Your Rikki/Redshirt (Raiders and Bengals) Darby Open Thread
Welcome to the first of several important tilts over the next three days! Many call this the wildcard-iest of all the weekends on the…
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Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread
So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines. Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil…
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Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread
2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here’s the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season.…
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JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread
Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs) I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring. You can tell by the line…
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A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread
That’s right. Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives. It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That’s Rikki’s Raiders to do…
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Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
To The Games! Saints/Falcons: Cal them the New Orleans Squeakers. With a win and a Niners loss they are in. How did they do…
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Your Very Last Day of the Regular Season Open Thread
Can you smell the finish line? It’s a heady mix of flop sweat, brats and beer burps. We made it! Again. As always. We…
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