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Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread
Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times…
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Thanksgiving 2021 First Game Open Thread
In a happy coincidence that is in no way ironic or predictive, in the middle of the Great Depression in the year 1934, the…
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Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread
Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I want parity! And it looks like I’m getting all kinds of it! Any team that tries to pull away in the division or…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Am typing this just over an hour into the first slate o’games. -Are the Texans actually gonna pull this off? Tyrod playing mistake-free football…
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Your Second NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Bengals/Raiders: Burrow just continues to improve-his yards per attempt is at 8.7 this year, a full two yards better than last…
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Your First Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Colts/Bills: Rb Taylor is having his way with everyone, having hit 100 yards from scrimmage or scoring a TD in his…
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Watch City Pass Everton to Death Pre-Scotchy Thread
Have I mentioned that I hate Rafael Benitez? Having an anti-futbol manager sucks all the sucky suck. Team Secular Big Love sure put down…
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JV Ballin’ Night Thread
As noted this morning, I won’t be around much tonight. I will likely still read the comments, as long as my battery holds out. …
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Welcome Back, Beloved Prem
Sorry Coach Reid – I know you read that as Beloved Parm. Today will be interesting, as I leave my recluse lair around halftime…
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