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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
For me yesterday was an entertaining mix of interesting games-upsets, disappointments, shootouts, a bizarre finish-even some of the chalk results were worthy of a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
To The Game! Packers/Niners: -Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few…
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Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread
Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture.…
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Your Early Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Are you ready for some white-hot alpaca, um, football action? To The Games! TEAM/Bills: As noted by revered commenter/shut-in Hippo last week, Josh Allen…
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One MOAR JV September Night Thread
Enjoy, for we will next JV meet in October. Time flies when you’re watching FITBAW!! Thoughts? I’ve got a few: Pep is pretty damn…
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So Much Lesser, So Little Time
Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don’t go together too…
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Sexy Friday, Last Friday in September 2021 edition
No one got the song puzzle last week, so I am rerunning the songs. Y’all got pretty close with the states thing, but I…
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Your “Lamb To The Slaughter” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Are we going to call him “Alpaca”? Of course “Giraffe” is already taken. Newsy Notes: -It’s Not You, It’s Them: The most flags thrown…
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Monkey-Fighting Snakes!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to…
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Your Monday Night Football (and Canuck Election Update) Open Thread
It’s good to be back! Many thanks to Hippo for filling in/helping out at the last second yesterday in order that jokery of dick…