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Wrath of Shad Khan Tuesday Open Thread
And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig’s…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Was The Game of the Century everything you’d hoped it would be? Certainly the rain helped but I figured it’s deep down in Belichick’s…
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Your “Please-For The Love of Whatever-Please Mute Your Devices” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Welp, let’s get this over with. There’s nothing to be said that hasn’t already been uttered over and over again. To The Game! Bucs/Pats:…
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Your “Time (And The Games) March On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s…
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Your Early Sunday Slate O’Games Open Thread
Has the sked maker (I imagine him as an harried old man in a small office, papers in folders everywhere-he’s not received a raise…
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JV Night Time is (Hopefully) the Right Time
Holy shit, do I regret wasting my naptime yesterday. I could have used a nap in that dire noon window of JV fixtures. Today…
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Ringing in October 2021 (In Lesser FashioUn)
Good morning, everyone. Are y’all enjoying the (very occasional) chill in the air? Ah sure is. Sadly, we have another dumb international break on…
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Sexy Friday, First Friday in October 2021 edition
Holy shit time flies, huh? Thanks to Brocky’s prodigious penis, we have an amazing selection of ladies tonight. Seriously, man, that’s some quality work!…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Whelp, Morbid Curiosity, you win this round. I can’t ignore this game simply because the usual slobknockering of the established stars of the league…
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Drugs are Good, Mr. MacElroy! Drugs are Our Mates! Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam’s payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza. Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the…