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Late Fixtures Ahoy! Saturday Night Open Thread

What did we learn? I tell yew whut. I suck at GAMBLOR. Seriously, I bet ACTUAL MONEYS on Wazzu beating Troi Boiz. A-C-C is…

Are you ready to watch a shit ton of FITBAW? Think of it as kegel exercises, warming up for RedZone Week 2. You may…

Technically, Mexican Independence Day was earlier this week, but I can guarantee you that Mexican neighborhoods in your neck of the wood will be…

Did you miss the football? I did. It ain’t hurt that some excellent games fell into our laps last weekend. (ya got lucky, Shield)…

I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming.…

It’s been four years now, is anyone happy with the direction of Rikki’s Raiders? Seems to me the success of the season relies on…

As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean,…

Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we? Browns/Chiefs: How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs?…

Ladies, gents and monsters, welcome to the first of many, many game intros. These are merely an excuse for me to type a funny…

I didn’t learn much today, that shouldn’t already be glaringly obvious: Don’t bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don’t bet on Illinois.…