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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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Sexy Friday, Post LaboUr Day Weekend 2021 edition
Thanks to his amazing and no doubt well-endowed penis, we have an All-Mr. Ayo pictorial today. Truly one of our best, if I’m being…
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Your “Wait – I Thought I Didn’t Do This Anymore?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I guess Jake’s sick. The first week is already going swimmingly: anti-racism training – “Wait – people still use that word?!” anti-sexism training –…
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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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Blessed Are The Meek – Labor Day Open Thread
Today is Labor Day, when U.S. workers are celebrated without the commie brainwashing of May Day. Union types are urged to forgo meetings and…
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A Celebration of Bosses – Sunday Open Thread
Labor Day is tomorrow so I think it’s the proper time to recognize the unheralded titans: bosses. Bosses give so much, especially to your…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)
Did you enjoy the early slate? Here is what Hippo learned, assuming I don’t nod off and forgets to update: There’s watching flies fuck (h/t…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the…
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Sexy Friday, LaboUr Day Weekend 2021 edition
Hopefully all of you get at least a 3 day weekend. I’m among the lucky ones that get a 4-day weekend as I’ve gotten…
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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…