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Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it’s been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces…
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Sexy Friday, Oopsies edition
We’ve all had those dreams where you are having a nice day and then you all of a sudden freak out because you remember…
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Your “What’s Old Is Still Old Even If It’s Made New” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The USFL is back, baby! They will return to play in the spring of 2022, and are hoping to bring back some…
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Your Tuesday Evening Open Thread & Final Remaining NHL Second Round Preview
NFL Noise: I guess it’s not tampering if you’re a player – Patrick Mahomes wants to see Aaron Rodgers in the AFC West. “To…
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Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview
iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain’s chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality…
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Your Monday Evening Open Thread & Partial Remaining NHL Second Round Preview
NFL Nuggets: It’s Memorial Day in Canada’s pants today, so it’s a very slow news day. To wit: ESPN is guestimating what it would…
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Your Sunday Evening Open Thread & NHL Second Round Partial Preview
So, it’s the strange NHL COVID circumstance that the second round will play out like the first – with intradivisional matchups taking place. It…
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Your “It’s My Own Damn Fault” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Item the first: Lambeau update He’s back to being happy! The pill regimen seems to be doing the trick. Mind you, it’s penicillin once…
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Los Sudamericano Euros 2021 Preview: Colombia!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (South American Euros) Euro 2020 (European Euros aka defiers…
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Your “Eventually Getting Paid, Again” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The 2022 salary cap has already had its top-end set – $208.2 million. Any excess revenue above that number will be used…