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Your “We’re Just Hitting Our Stride” Late Afternoon NFL Joy Joy Thread
As the afternoon slate kicks in, we’re just hitting our stride… So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of…
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Your “Gonna Get High, Gonna Have Some Fun” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Hope you all had yourselves a lovely day. The rain has finally returned (with a vengeance) to Vancouver. The highlight has been the…
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Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread
With Thursday’s pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point…
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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…
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Your AFC West Showdown on Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Here we are, as usual, sitting on the cusp of the next week(end) of glorious football. How’ve you been? Good? Good. I’m glad we…
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Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything’s coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners.…
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Your “Catch Your Dreams Before They Slip Away” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Giants have ended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie’s suspension after one game. With the Seahawks coming to town, that makes sense, given the differences…
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Monday Night Feast! Colts @ Titans Open Thread
Both teams are 2-3, and fill the bottom half of the lowest wattage division in the NFL. Luck is out. Mariota (hamstring – questionable)…
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Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread
We’re almost there, another Sunday in the books. I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week’s finish line is…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will…
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