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Your “The Cupboard is Almost Bare” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome,…
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Your “It’s The End of October Already?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re nearing the half-way mark of the regular season. Let that sink in for a moment. Are you done? Good. I feel like time…
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Your “Pip, Pip, Huzzah And All That” Early Morning NFL Fixture Open Thread
Well, well, well-here we are again. Rise and shine, beasties because the NFL has got a treat for you! I’d suggest you have a…
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Your “Dare To Race The Devil’s Child” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Thank Cthulhu it’s the weekend. I lost Friday to the older dog being sick. (Not the one who sampled my vodka slurpee Thursday night;…
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“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread
We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort. First,…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…
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Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
So it’s come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though…
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Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won’t use him, then they…
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Your “Huh – A Quality Monday Night Game. How’d That Happen?” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott gets to play Sunday against the [Redacteds]. The NFL was denied an expedited preliminary injunction in advance of the October 30th…
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Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]
[digs his way past words ‘miraculous’, ‘letdown’, ‘poise’, ‘collapse’, ‘disappointment’, ‘validation’, ‘comeback’, ‘dynasty’, ‘believe’, etc.-breeches the surface] [gasps for breath] Goddamn it! [brushes assorted…