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Your “Death & Darkness Are Rushing Forward” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Luckily, there’s still The Darkness. NFL Notes: Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year…
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Your “Man, OTAs Are Boring!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: PeyPey has been contracted by Riddell as a “consultant” on their new helmet designs. First order of business – more head room!…
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Your “What – Nothing’s On Again?! Where’s “The Longest Day”?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Proving you can move a team but the misery still follows, Chargers rookie Mike Williams is out of remaining OTAs with a herniated…
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Your “You Idiot – You Proved You’re Replaceable!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In a move destined to cause no social media ruffles at all, the Seahawks signed Austin Davis to compete for a backup…
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Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope BeerGuyRob’s ass is OK. And this is a selfish proclamation. Let me explain. Due to Rob’s ass problems, this is my third…
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TGISF…aka “Wow I Almost Messed That One Up” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed…
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“About Time Already”: Your Thursday Evening NBA Finals Open Thread
Hooray, it’s finally here, the inevitable third installment of the trilogy that we didn’t necessarily need! You know, like Godfather Part III, Shrek the…
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Your Pomp and Circumstance Open Thread
Graduations! Inorite? Last Monday was miss T’s turn. (?! ) But really: graduation ceremonies are a total drag. There’s no drama; everyone knows who’s…
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Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a “nap” in his car. Yeah OK… you know he’s getting the good pain…
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Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread
Seriously, I can’t be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world…