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Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For…
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TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that…
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Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might’ve thought he’d called a…
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Your “All That’s Left Now Is The Waiting For Training Camps” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The [Redacteds] have named first black Super Bowl QB Doug Williams VP of player personnel. Deciding a soft Achilles is preferable to…
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Your “Cold As Ice Cream But Still As Sweet” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Game 6 in Nashville highlight’s tonight’s menu. It’s been a good tilt. Sid roughs as well as the dude who tried to engage Rex…
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Your “I Like The Way You Move Pretty Baby” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, today I had to go for summer “training” at the baseball stadium, because even though I’ve been there since 1991, I guess I…
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TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I…
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