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Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available. Matty…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your “I Got Nothin’ ‘gainst the Press” Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s been a luverly day. Hope you enjoyed yourselves. Tonight’s sports: MLB: Pirates at Cardinals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN UFC Fight Night:…
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Your “I’m Sitting In the Kitchen Sink” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, I have to be the designated driver at a wedding tonight. It is for one of my wife’s colleagues. I’m pretty certain it’s…
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Your Lazy Saturday Fuck It’s Hot Outside Open Thread
Is this an excuse to post the above header image? Yes. Yes it is. As I write this, the last two matches of the…
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TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities. So I’ve decided that peppered in here and there, among…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…
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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones…
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Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the “bullshit” test, Roger Goodell says “my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained.”…
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Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tom Brady really hopes the Patriots are the ones who get to play the NFL’s first regular season game in China. Which…