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TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Recovery Mode It has been a busy week. The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken…
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Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread
Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That’s not where I am right now – it’s where I’ll be when this open thread posts. The forecast…
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Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread
Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but…
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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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Your Canada 150th B-day Celebratioun Open Thread
By now, you guys should now that I LOVE me some Canadia. I love Vancouver and, even though I made fun of my boss…
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Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend. Those of us in the States are, if we’re lucky, in the middle of…
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Your “I hope you’ve been good ’cause you’re getting a treat today” Open Thread
Oh kids. OH KIDS! We have a special treat for you. Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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Your “The Offseason Is Over–OVER I TELLS YA!” Open Thread
Well, it’s been a long wait, and it was rough. Was. For the naysayers: June ends tomorrow and training camps start in July. The…
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Your “You Don’t Have Beerguy To Kick Around For A While” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zach Orr is coming out of retirement, after being told by doctors that his congenital spinal condition is not as bad as…