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Your “Don’t Get Drunk and Slam The Door” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, how was your day? If there’s no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat…
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TGISF… aka “No Theme? No Problem!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been a weird week. In fact, it has kinda sucked…for lotsa reasons. I’m not in a talky talky mood. Most of you are…
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Thursday Open thread- AKA Wine night
Hi, tonight is the night I am stepping in for BeerguyDan who is just back from Chile trying to sell stolen phones or something…
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Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with…
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Your “And It Was the Best Day Ever” Tuesday Night/MLB ASG Open Thread
Well at least for me it was. More after the news. NFL News Subtract one day from all the things I said yesterday! Chiefs…
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“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it’s the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football!…
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Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread
Man, I’ll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was… As it turns out, it’s tough slogging when the rest of…
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July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…
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