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Your “Daylight Upon The Horizon” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Two big highlights of the day: All teams have their main training camps opening today or tomorrow; and The Hall of Fame Game is…
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Your “Blah Blah Blah…We Can’t Hear You” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has responded to yesterday’s news about CTE in athletes’ brains: We appreciate the work done by Dr. McKee and her…
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Your “Oops, Our Bad” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Based on his gradual recovery from shoulder surgery, Andrew Luck will start camp on the PUP list. more time foar gravy! Also…
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Your “Magic of the Melancholy Tear In Your Eye” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I realize it’s splitting hairs, given their mild similarities, but I love Tom Waits, and absolutely fucking hate Leonard Cohen. This was a…
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Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to…
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TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says “Hi”, btw… But tonight,…
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Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as…
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Your “Whoops – Forgot There’s A Nooner Today” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Panthers hired former GM Marty Hurney as their new interim GM until they can sort out the mess they’ve created as a…
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Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The wait is almost over! Five teams – the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints – all open training camps tomorrow. It’s just first-year players,…