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Your “The Time of the Accountants Has Arrived!” Monday Evening Open Thread
It should be a banner week for those who enjoy arcane mathematics along with their playoff pushes, because the books are getting hot in…
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Oscar Preview 2017: Ya Betta Act, Someboday (or, Open Thread)
In the last day or two before the Academy awards, I like to try to expand my horizons and watch a few of the…
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Your 2017 Daytona 500 Open Thread
My father-in-law is a big NASCAR fan. Which is weird since he’s in Southern California, (unless he’s been washed away over the last week;…
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Your “Oscars Eve Razzie Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Bienvenido a la noche del sábado, Commentistas. If you are on the verge of either going out, or **shudder** talking to relatives, the Razzies…
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TGISF…aka “El Béisbol Vuelve….Sort of…” Sexy Friday Open Thread
That’s right sports fans. Baseball is back. Sort of. MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend. Moreover,…
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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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Your “Now I Can’t Wait For Free Agency!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I was going to continue my pattern of ignoring all NFL news until March, but then Deadspin ruined that by publishing this: And suddenly,…
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Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning’s missive, “Get To Know A Microbrew!” was the site’s 2500th post. THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! To…
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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…
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Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to Saturday night, my friends. I’m hoping you had a good day. The rain returned in time for lunch here in Vancouver, but…