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![Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jets.jpg)
Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread
Glad to see you made it through the day. It’s always a bit of a relief to get this stupid day into your rear-view…
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Your “With Any Luck, We’ll Get Out Of Here Alive” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill…
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Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m…
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![Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pats.jpg)
Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread
I may have *fallen asleep* before the Thursday nighter even started. Maybe I didn’t. I’m not sure. Later adulthood is a never-ending blur of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread
[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right…mildly). He is wearing no pants. He’s holding a nearly empty fifth…
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Your “Not Tonight Denver, I’ve Got A Headache” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
The internets are telling me that NFL viewership is down. How much? Enough to worry some wonks, that’s how much. My solution to this…
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Your “Something…Something…HOCKEY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Philip Rivers says that “nobody should feel sorry for me” about how the Chargers season has gone thus far. Aside from former…
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Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can’t catch a break…
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Your AFC South Monday Night Quotation Marks Showdown Quotation Marks Open Thread
I’ve been thinking/mentioning recently that there’s a ton of stuff going on that should give all of us pause for a bit. Perhaps we…
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Your Super Entertaining Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt,…