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Your Late Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Atl/Den-I like this matchup-the #1 O in a ton of categories versus a fantastic D. I’ve no doubt that rb Freeman will find little…
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Your “Heeeeeeee’s Baaaaaaaack!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Today has the makings of a memorable day, doesn’t it? So much going on! [sounds of enthusiastic slurping can be heard in background] NFL…
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TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”
Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that…
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Your “Is The NFL Even Trying?” Arizona/San Fran Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey folks! Gather round-I’ve got an admission to make. I’m going to watch this game. I can’t help it. I was born this way.…
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Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is…
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Your “Another Game? Sure, I Guess I’ll Watch” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Kudos to those of you that viewed *all* the football yesterday. That is an amazing commitment on your part. Between the booze and the…
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Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread
Yes…yes you do have to watch this game. There’s Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated. It’s been a…
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Your “Punch (and Beer and Scotch and Martini) Drunk” Late Afternoon Football Open Thread
Don’t you just love flurstbulb? Gspecially when they plat in Londern and you can trink all blay long. WHOO! P! 2 TA BLAMES!!@X!!!!!!!!!! Den/TB-Believe…
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Your “We’re Done Here, Back To You ‘Murika” Second Round OF NFL Games Open Thread
So glad all that rainy, drizzly weather that is so conducive to badly-played football is behind us now that we’re back across the pond!…
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