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Your “This is not a drill! I repeat! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” Hall of Fame Game Open Thread

[continues to wonder if pouring those female gymnasts into those absurdly tight outfits constitutes some form of child abuse] Oh hey there! And so…

Fuck, it’s early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it’s Virginia Thrasher from the USA…

NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play…

Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets’ preseason games. Pfft – wake me when…

[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp.…

OFF THE TOP! SIGNED! The Homey Badger stays home for 5 years and $62.5 million. WAIVED! Trent Richardson is GONE from Ravens camp. Where…

Brief NFL notes: Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year. Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of…

A year ago today, KSK Smelled Us Later, Forever. It’s hard to think it’s been so long, or even so short sometimes, but I…

*this is a Ray Bradbury approved post

NFL Friday Afternoon News Dump: Andre Johnson signed a two-year deal with the Titans. As CBS jokingly put it, he’s “one shy of the…