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Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread
NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season’s first game. The…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to…
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Your “There’s Too Much Going On Sports-Wise To Not Have An Open Thread” Open Thread
The Olympics are blessing us with Synchronized Swimming, Tennis, Equestrian, Boxing, Golf, Basketball, The 100 Metres, (328.084 feet for the Americans out there) Shooting,…
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Your “It’s A Dreary Saturday-What Else Are Your Gonna Do?” NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve got a small slate of four games to gorge on today. I’ll just go over some of the draft picks that you may…
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Welcome to the (Barely Televised) New EPL Season!
As you know, our friends at Foxy Footy hoisted the trophy last season. Without exception, every single media outlet and independent prognosticator (that I…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…
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Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that’s Roger Goodell) would cancel six games. Right? (my…
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Your “C’mon, Get Here Already!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Missing Person Updates: HURT: Bills rookie linebacker Reggie Ragland – ACL – out for the season Giants WR Victor Cruz – strained calf; won’t…
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Your “Only 48 More Hours” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: Warm up the Meme Machine, because Mark Sanchez has been named the starter for the Broncos first pre-season game. On the topic…
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Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on…