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Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That…
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Your “Thanks For Asking” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL pre-Week 3 preseason games notes: on the heels of his practice fight with the Bears last week comes news the Patriots are cutting…
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Your “Still Living To Fight Another Day” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL News: The Colts have signed Antonio Cromartie. For future reference, the closest Planned Parenthood office is 4.7 miles due North from Lucas Oil…
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Your Football-Centric, But Really, Just Have At It Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Well, well, well. It would seem that we have a half-decent slate of games to nibble on before the usual Sunday feast. [time passes,…
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EPL Week Two – Prepare to Embrace the Suck (and Special Litre_Cola Flavoured Treat!)
Yeah, like everyone predicted…week one revealed all the assholes with money to be good. The only real surprise was dreadful Hull winning at Leicester,…
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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Somewhere in China, an orphaned baby girl is smiling for no reason that she can determine. No, it’s not because “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”…
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Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread
Because when it’s preseason, there’s football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must’ve been that bean he ate. Steve Smith…
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Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior…
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Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread
That’s some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There’s a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have…