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JV NFL Methadone Window is OPEN!!
Yes, my friends, ESPN is #branding this as the bestest gosh darned opening weekend you ever did see…but for reals, that is really more…
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Your “College Football Is NOT An Amuse Bouche” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is…
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Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…
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Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread
There’s a game tonight? THERE’S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because…
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Your “We FINALLY Got To The Fireworks Factory” Tuesday Open Thread
Cutdown Day NFL News: Drew Brees may not support Kaep, but Jim Brown sure as shit does. Also, The SFPD union president wants to…
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Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread
NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez – Trevor Siemian has been named Denver’s Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed…
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Your Lazy-Ass Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Chargers/Vikes-I just get the irrational feeling that San Diego should do better than the 4-12 mark (victories over the likes of the Lions, Browns,…
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Your “Chiefs/Bears Fans Can Go **** Themselves-I Had Chores To Do!” Saturday Football Open Thread
I kid, I kid. I’m posting later than I should because of kids. No details are required for any reader that has one or more.…
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EPL Tigers By the Tail? (plus MOAR Litre_Cola Previewing)
Week Three is here, and only four teams remain perfect at the top. City, United, Chelski…and HULL. Perhaps the most dysfunctional side in all…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…