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Your “FINALLY! Games That Matter!” Wednesday Open Thread

I don’t believe there’s a person in North America – nay; the world – that feels any sympathy for Gary Bettman. But it does suck that,…

First off, a small mea culpa. I confused my Dale Hunter incidents with my Ron Hextall incidents and assigned them to the wrong team. Thanks…

Psst – You know that Monday after Super Bowl, or Christmas Eve, when there’s almost no sports worth watching on the teevee? Well, we’ve…

The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence…

Not much on the NFL front today; remember – it’s three weeks to the draft. Everybody’s plotting and machinating in advance of picking the…

Somehow, at the bottom of a particularly strange rabbit hole this morning, I found this in my browser: WIP-FM IS SEEKING A PART-TIME ANNOUNCER…

Here, let’s relive it again, in video: and gif form: Oh, that’s the pure stuff. JUST PUT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Kris Jenkins is…

#2MW Villanova vs. #1E U*NC (9:19, TBS) In a new twist on Catholics vs. Convicts (the Holes aren’t in NCAA jail yet, but that’s…

Now that our last dumb-assed international break is over, it’s nut-cuttin’ time for sure. And only one story is really worth following anymore –…

Even though we are, as Commentist Don T said, looking for proof that “the offseason is not an eternal state”, we are being treated…