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Your “It’s Never Not Time To Ice” Wednesday Open Thread
I hope you ran your laps today, because dinner is a healthy helping of NUGGETS! Apparently Cal-Lutheran is into deals with the devil, because…
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Your Back To Work Tuesday Open Thread
First of all, don’t give me any of that garbage. Teachers work hard, and we deserve a Spring Break just as much as the…
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Your Slimmed Down Easter Monday Open Thread
Did anyone else have a paid stat today? WHOO HOO! Gub’mint jorbs are the bestest! With that tack comes a slow news & sports…
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Special AFL Opening Day Late Night Insomniac-Heavy Open Thread
Congratulations! You made it here! On a weekday no less! This realistically means that you are either an insomniac a huge AFL fan or…
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The “William Gaines Memorial Election” Wednesday Open Thread
Well, the NFL Competition Committee did the expected and passed the automatic ejection (or “Burfict”) rule today. A quizzical second change was the addition of the…
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Your “Let The Sports Comfort You” Tuesday Open Thread
It’s days like these that make sports such a great escape. In NFL news, as ballsofsteelandfury brought you earlier, the owners voted at the annual…
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Your “Everybody’s Still Recovering” Monday Open Thread
I’m glad to see we all survived the weekend. Myself, on Friday I organized a pub crawl of some fine craft breweries before the…
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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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A “Sorry; Bad Day At Work” Wednesday Open Thread
Boy, do I need weekend liquor something fierce. Free agency: not much to report or follow after today. But: In an attempt to prove…
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“All Dreams Start or End Tonight” Tuesday Open Thread
Possibly the most unproductive work week in North America kicks off tonight. HUZZAH! But first, what brings us here: Free Agency: the thrill is…