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Your “C’mon Tournament – Start Now!” Open Thread
Free agency – hungover from the weekend edition. It sure seems like everybody in charge binge-drank last week, because the signing news today sure…
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FA Cup Quarterfinals/Abbreviated EPL Schedule Preview
Finally, there is no way around it. I have to talk about the FA Cup. We are now in the quarterfinal round, which is…
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Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread
*deep breath* … … Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS! At…
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Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread
A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls “Heath Relief” (ugh),…
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Your “OMG OMG OMG” Free Agency Wednesday Open Thread
Day 2 of Free Agency. Let’s see what unfolded laundry highlights today: Doug Martin signed for 5 years to stay with Tampa. Well, the…
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Your “Manziel’s Still a Brown?” Tuesday Open Thread
Today was the first day of free agency, or the good riddance, post-Peyton era if you’re DeAngelo Williams. Good on him for refusing to…
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Your “These Pyjamas Aren’t Going To Wear Themselves All Damn Day” Sunday Open Thread
I very much enjoyed Yeah Right’s treatise on how to deal with a certain demographic subgroup of scalliwags and ne’er do-wells. I must say…
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Contenders Keep Stumbling – EPL Destiny Update/Weekend Preview
After the standings tightened last weekend, the midweek fixtures loomed very large. Of the three main contenders, only Leicester played Tuesday…and managed only a…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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