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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously,…
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Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are…
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Oscars 2016: Best Picture and Best Open Thread
They’ll start handing out the awards in an hour or so, and I still have a personal Best Picture to anoint. But before I do,…
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Straight White Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Best Cinematography and Best Director
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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Your Primary & Caucus Free Wednesday Open Thread
Super Tuesday is next week. As a Canadian, I expect all of you Americans to get out and vote multiple times, so John Scott…
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Your Not So Super Tuesday Open Thread
As a Canucker on the outside looking in, I Bart Scott* for next Tuesday. All you brilliant folks are going to really bring it-I…
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Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
There’s so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that’s too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and…
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Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread
Before there was a self-aggrandizing, sack-accumulating attention monkey by the name of JJ Watt there was a guy by the name of Jared Allen.…