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Your “Hey, What Are Y’all Up To Today?” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Are you shivering with antici……..PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I’m sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n’cest pas? Perhaps you’d…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…
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Your “Come, Let Us Celebrate Super Bowl Eve Eve” Friday Night Open Thread
Your Pathetic SBL Update- -Thomas Davis, he of the broken forearm, told the press remoras that he was lost for words with respect to…
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Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!
As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new “Rooney Rule” specifically aimed at increasing the number…
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Your “Look At You Roger! No Player (that we know of) Sullied Your Precious Game Today” Open Thread
The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game…
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Your “SUPER HUMP DAY!” Wednesday Open Thread
In Super Bowl news, Broncs Safety Ryan Murphy (practice squad) has never heard of Eugene Robinson. Yeah that Eugene Robinson. Murphy was stung by a…
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Your “It’s Finally Starting To Feel As Though A Football Game Will Be Played Soon” Open Thread
We’re all of us now at the end of the second day of “Super Bowl Week”. Things are starting to come together. It’s been…
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Your “Schadenfreude2.0? SHADENFREUDE2.0!” Monday Night Open Thread
As our banner notes, there was some serious boner stuff going on after the Pats lost because the league hates them/Manning needs another ring/our…
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Your “Oh. You’re Done Already?” Quickie Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
You don’t think we got sports and stuff to talk about? You’re wrong. You’re so wrong. Stuttgart/Hamburg SV is on tap. It don’t get…
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Your “Let’s Week To The Drinkend!” Friday Night Open Thread
We did it. Again. Another five weekdays dead and gone. TO THE INTOXICANTS! I’ll be in my cups soon, I promise you. Games-wise we…